http://hdlns.com/g1316 http://hdlns.com/rss_g1316.xml Jokes and Humor en-us Aggregation copyright hdlns (dot com), articles copyright original authors. http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29037959/Thieves+pry+bronze+Virgin+Mary+statue+from+church NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) -- Thieves may have to take an awkward trip to the confessional. A bronze statue of the Virgin Mary was lifted from a Catholic church in Newport Beach. Police Lt. Craig Fox said the 4-to-5 foot statue was pried from its http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29037954/Driver+loses+control+after+sneeze%2C+hits+river BOSTON (AP) -- An untimely sneeze nearly cost Andrew Hanson his life. The 42-year-old Weymouth man told authorities that a sneeze caused him to lose control of his pickup on Soldiers Field Road and plunge into Boston's Charles River on Tuesday... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29037958/NC+undercover+officers+use+Taser+on+pallbearer WILMINGTON, N.C. 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People from across the country called Attleboro City Hall on Tuesday offering to pay the 1 cent balance owed by Eileen Wilbur for an overdu http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29037952/Iowa+zoo+recaptures+flamingo+that+flew+the+coop DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa zoo has recaptured a flamingo that flew over a Des Moines neighborhood, a golf course and the entire zoo during a 7-hour freedom flight.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29037961/Ind.+inmates+sneak+through+ceiling+to+have+sex BLOOMFIELD, Ind. (AP) -- Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29037956/Irate+man+wields+bat+to+liberate+his+lost+cat DALLAS (AP) -- Police are looking for an irate pet lover so intent on liberating his lost cat that he wielded a bat to fend off animal shelter employees. 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Craig Fox said the 4-to-5 foot statue was pried from its http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29018313/NC+undercover+officers+use+Taser+on+pallbearer WILMINGTON, N.C. (AP) -- Five sheriff's deputies will be disciplined after they used a Taser while serving an arrest warrant on a man at his father's funeral, a North Carolina sheriff said Wednesday.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf505za29031906/Financials+need+at+least+%241+trillion%3A+analyst (Reuters) - The U.S. financial system still needs at least $1 trillion to $1.2 trillion of tangible common equity to restore confidence and improve liquidity in the credit markets, Friedman Billings Ramsey analyst Paul Miller said. http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29031304/Thieves+pry+bronze+Virgin+Mary+statue+from+church NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) -- Thieves may have to take an awkward trip to the confessional. A bronze statue of the Virgin Mary was lifted from a Catholic church in Newport Beach. Police Lt. Craig Fox said the 4-to-5 foot statue was pried from its http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021059/NC+undercover+officers+use+Taser+on+pallbearer WILMINGTON, N.C. (AP) -- Five sheriff's deputies will be disciplined after they used a Taser while serving an arrest warrant on a man at his father's funeral, a North Carolina sheriff said Wednesday.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf505za29030322/Qaeda+scorns+Obama+with+racial+slur WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Al Qaeda's deputy leader accused Barack Obama of betraying his race and his father's Muslim heritage on Wednesday and urged more attacks, as the group tried to counter the incoming U.S. president's global popularity. http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29029851/Farmer+avoids+jail+in+fake+tiger+photo+trial Related Links Subscribe to Archivestuff Have your say A farmer in northern China found guilty of doctoring photos of an endangered tiger after collecting a cash reward from wildlife authorities, has been handed a lighter sentence on appeal. Zhou http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29029846/Ind.+inmates+sneak+through+ceiling+to+have+sex BLOOMFIELD, Ind. -- Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex. The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceilin http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29029850/Rapper+gets+20+years+after+writing+shooting+song DUBLIN, Ga. -- He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 years in pris http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29029845/Search+widened+for+cardboard+box+fugitive German police searching nationwide for a convicted drug dealer who escaped from jail by hiding in a cardboard box to be taken away for recycling plan to issue an international arrest warrant for him. 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A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 years in pris http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29029852/Lost+wedding+ring+washes+ashore HONOLULU, Nov. 19 (UPI) -- A man who lost his wedding ring off the coast of Hawaii's Oahu island less than 24 hours after his nuptials says the ring washed ashore four days later. Carlton Helm said he had gone for an 8.5-mile paddle along Oahu's east http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29029847/Unarmed+robbery A German shoplifter with no arms has stolen a wide screen TV. The thief walked into the department store in Munich, southern Germany where he convinced two shoppers to help him attach the set to his chest using a special clamp. Staff didn't realise t http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29028562/Thieves+pry+bronze+Virgin+Mary+statue+from+church NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) -- Thieves may have to take an awkward trip to the confessional. A bronze statue of the Virgin Mary was lifted from a Catholic church in Newport Beach. Police Lt. 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(AP) -- Five sheriff's deputies will be disciplined after they used a Taser while serving an arrest warrant on a man at his father's funeral, a North Carolina sheriff said Wednesday.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29028556/New+constable+allows+friend+to+fire+gun+into+air SAN BENITO, Texas (AP) -- A newly elected constable was questioned by sheriff's deputies after allowing a friend to fire his county-issued handgun into the air at a party.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29028560/Mass.+woman%27s+1+cent+debt+paid+in+full ATTLEBORO, Mass. (AP) -- A 74-year-old blind woman's 1 cent debt to a Massachusetts city has been settled. People from across the country called Attleboro City Hall on Tuesday offering to pay the 1 cent balance owed by Eileen Wilbur for an overdu http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29028564/Ind.+inmates+sneak+through+ceiling+to+have+sex BLOOMFIELD, Ind. 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A bronze statue of the Virgin Mary was lifted from a Catholic church in Newport Beach. Police Lt. Craig Fox said the 4-to-5 foot statue was pried from its http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026938/Driver+loses+control+after+sneeze%2C+hits+river BOSTON (AP) -- An untimely sneeze nearly cost Andrew Hanson his life. The 42-year-old Weymouth man told authorities that a sneeze caused him to lose control of his pickup on Soldiers Field Road and plunge into Boston's Charles River on Tuesday... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026942/Undercover+officers+use+Taser+on+pallbearer WILMINGTON, N.C. (AP) -- A North Carolina sheriff's official has apologized for plunging a funeral into chaos when undercover agents tried to arrest the dead man's son - and used a Taser on him in the process.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026937/New+constable+allows+friend+to+fire+gun+into+air SAN BENITO, Texas (AP) -- A newly elected constable was questioned by sheriff's deputies after allowing a friend to fire his county-issued handgun into the air at a party.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026941/Mass.+woman%27s+1+cent+debt+paid+in+full ATTLEBORO, Mass. (AP) -- A 74-year-old blind woman's 1 cent debt to a Massachusetts city has been settled. People from across the country called Attleboro City Hall on Tuesday offering to pay the 1 cent balance owed by Eileen Wilbur for an overdu http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026936/Iowa+zoo+recaptures+flamingo+that+flew+the+coop DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa zoo has recaptured a flamingo that flew over a Des Moines neighborhood, a golf course and the entire zoo during a 7-hour freedom flight.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026945/Ind.+inmates+sneak+through+ceiling+to+have+sex BLOOMFIELD, Ind. (AP) -- Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026940/Irate+man+wields+bat+to+liberate+his+lost+cat DALLAS (AP) -- Police are looking for an irate pet lover so intent on liberating his lost cat that he wielded a bat to fend off animal shelter employees. Dallas Animal Shelter manager Kent Robertson said the man found his missing gray and blue sh http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29026944/Rapper+gets+20+years+after+writing+shooting+song DUBLIN, Ga. (AP) -- He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 year http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025296/Driver+loses+control+after+sneeze%2C+hits+river BOSTON (AP) -- An untimely sneeze nearly cost Andrew Hanson his life. The 42-year-old Weymouth man told authorities that a sneeze caused him to lose control of his pickup on Soldiers Field Road and plunge into Boston's Charles River on Tuesday... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025300/Rapper+gets+20+years+after+writing+shooting+song DUBLIN, Ga. (AP) -- He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 year http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025295/New+constable+allows+friend+to+fire+gun+into+air SAN BENITO, Texas (AP) -- A newly elected constable was questioned by sheriff's deputies after allowing a friend to fire his county-issued handgun into the air at a party.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025299/Undercover+officers+use+Taser+on+pallbearer WILMINGTON, N.C. (AP) -- A North Carolina sheriff's official has apologized for plunging a funeral into chaos when undercover agents tried to arrest the dead man's son - and used a Taser on him in the process.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025294/Iowa+zoo+recaptures+flamingo+that+flew+the+coop DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa zoo has recaptured a flamingo that flew over a Des Moines neighborhood, a golf course and the entire zoo during a 7-hour freedom flight.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025298/Irate+man+wields+bat+to+liberate+his+lost+cat DALLAS (AP) -- Police are looking for an irate pet lover so intent on liberating his lost cat that he wielded a bat to fend off animal shelter employees. Dallas Animal Shelter manager Kent Robertson said the man found his missing gray and blue sh http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025293/Ky.+inmate+who+escaped+jail+returns+on+own PADUCAH, Ky. (AP) -- Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in. 'When I rang the bell at the jail and told them who I was, they were surprised,' Toy told The Paducah (Ky.) Sun newspaper. 'I gue http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025297/Man+nabbed+after+hitting+girlfriend+with+sandwich PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) -- A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29025301/Ind.+inmates+sneak+through+ceiling+to+have+sex BLOOMFIELD, Ind. (AP) -- Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021056/Man+nabbed+after+hitting+girlfriend+with+sandwich PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) -- A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021060/Rapper+gets+20+years+after+writing+shooting+song DUBLIN, Ga. (AP) -- He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 year http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021055/Driver+loses+control+after+sneeze%2C+hits+river BOSTON (AP) -- An untimely sneeze nearly cost Andrew Hanson his life. The 42-year-old Weymouth man told authorities that a sneeze caused him to lose control of his pickup on Soldiers Field Road and plunge into Boston's Charles River on Tuesday... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021054/New+constable+allows+friend+to+fire+gun+into+air SAN BENITO, Texas (AP) -- A newly elected constable was questioned by sheriff's deputies after allowing a friend to fire his county-issued handgun into the air at a party.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021058/Mass.+woman%27s+1+cent+debt+paid+in+full ATTLEBORO, Mass. (AP) -- A 74-year-old blind woman's 1 cent debt to a Massachusetts city has been settled. People from across the country called Attleboro City Hall on Tuesday offering to pay the 1 cent balance owed by Eileen Wilbur for an overdu http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021053/Iowa+zoo+recaptures+flamingo+that+flew+the+coop DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa zoo has recaptured a flamingo that flew over a Des Moines neighborhood, a golf course and the entire zoo during a 7-hour freedom flight.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021057/Irate+man+wields+bat+to+liberate+his+lost+cat DALLAS (AP) -- Police are looking for an irate pet lover so intent on liberating his lost cat that he wielded a bat to fend off animal shelter employees. Dallas Animal Shelter manager Kent Robertson said the man found his missing gray and blue sh http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021052/Ky.+inmate+who+escaped+jail+returns+on+own PADUCAH, Ky. (AP) -- Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in. 'When I rang the bell at the jail and told them who I was, they were surprised,' Toy told The Paducah (Ky.) Sun newspaper. 'I gue http://hdlns.com/g1316zf867za29021061/Ind.+inmates+sneak+through+ceiling+to+have+sex BLOOMFIELD, Ind. (AP) -- Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020299/BB+Obfuscated+Code+Safari+Books+Online+contest+winner%21 Last week, we announced an Obfuscated code contest with a geektastic prize provided by our sponsor, Safari Books Online, who also offered BB readers one month free online access to any of the following books: JavaScript: The Definitive Guide, Learnin http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020308/Review+of+Bandai+Gun+alarm+clock Boing Boing Gadgets reader Tucker Cummings bought the Bandai Gun O'Clock and reviewed it for us! He loves it as a novelty, but apparently as an alarm clock it, er, misses the mark. From Boing Boing Gadgets: The Gun O'clock has all the fun of Duck Hun http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020303/Schmuck+Alert+-+videos+of+people+interfering+with+media Shmuck Alert is a blog that reports on accounts of people hassling reporters. Above: Officer Friendly from the Oakland School District Police threatens to 'stuff' Oakland Tribune photojournalist Jane Tyska into his cruiser and jail her. If you don't http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020298/Alvino+Rey+and+his+anthropomorphic+guitar+puppet In the comments section about the Pagan Love Song video, Haineux pointed to this fantabulous video of 'Alvino Rey playing his pedal steel guitar in an early talk-box-like situation, with an anthropomorphic guitar puppet and a guy in a really odd hat. http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020307/Woman+convinced+to+hold+down+toilet+handle+as+conman+robs+her A 91-year-old Jersey City woman was conned by a burglar pretending to be a utility company employee. He told her that there was a water emergency and that if she didn't hold down the flusher on her toilet, the house would explode. Meanwhile, he stole http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020302/Jonestown%2C+30+years+later%3A+%27Father+Cares%2C%27+NPR+documentary+from+1981 Thirty years ago this week, nearly a thousand adults and children lost their lives in Jonestown, Guyana. The settlement was also known as 'Peoples Temple Agricultural Project', and was formed by followers of the Reverend Jim Jones and Peoples Temple. http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020297/Pygmy+Tarsiers+Re-discovered+in+Indonesia Pygmy tarsiers, long believed extinct, have been found in Indonesia, according to a story in The Globe and Mail. In August, researchers from Texas A&M, led by Sharon Gursky-Doyen, trapped two males and a female in moutain-top mist nets on Mt. Rore Ka http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020306/Jonestown%2C+30+years+later%3A+Life+and+Death+of+People%27s+Temple+%28PBS+video%29. Of the many television and film documentaries produced on Jonestown, the 2006 PBS American Experience feature Jonestown: Life and Death of People's Temple, directed by Stanley Nelson, seems to me to be one of the most sensitive and comprehensive. I r http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020301/Raven%3A+The+Untold+Story+of+The+Reverend+Jim+Jones+and+His+People Thirty years ago yesterday, 900 people living on a commune in Guyana under the religious guidance of Jim Jones killed themselves, or were murdered. The story of Jonestown is an amazingly twisted tale involving faith, trust, charisma, control, and pol http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020296/Jack+Imel+plays+%27Pagan+Love+Song%27+on+Lawrence+Welk+1958 Jack Imel playing the marimbas and tap dancing to 'Pagan Love Song.' (Via Filled with Chocolate Pudding!)... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020305/Jonestown%2C+30+years+later%3A+interview+with+a+survivor+%28video%29 Current TV contributor Charmosh produced this interview with Jordan Vilchez, a Jonestown survivor who lives in the Bay Area. In 1971, cult leader Jim Jones established the headquarters of the Peoples Temple on Geary Boulevard in San Francisco, CA. Th http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020300/A+%27magic%27+way+to+make+money+on+the+Internet%21 Watch carefully -- this information in this infomercial will 'magically' pull us out of the Great Depression II.... http://hdlns.com/g1316zf525za29020304/Jonestown%3A+From+Silver+Lake+To+Suicide The LA Weekly has a piece out this week by Barry Isaacson about the discovery earlier this year of a number of letters sent by a Jonestown resident to her parents, who lived in LA's Silver Lake neighborhood. Phyllis and her family were dead for more http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29019960/Fake+surgeon+jailed+in+Germany A bored German banker who faked university diplomas to realise his dream of becoming a surgeon has been jailed for three years, officials said on Wednesday. The 29-year-old turned his back on finance and armed with a diploma from Britain's elite Oxfo http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29019955/%27That%27s+my+cat%21%27+says+man+with+bat DALLAS -- Police are looking for an irate pet lover so intent on liberating his lost cat that he wielded a bat to fend off animal shelter employees. Dallas Animal Shelter manager Kent Robertson says the man found his missing gray and blue short-haire http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29019964/Manual+issued+to+stop+forced+marriages (Reuters) - The Paris City Hall launched a manual on forced marriages on Wednesday to help officials spot and prevent cases of young women being coerced into matrimony. An estimated 70,000 teenage girls living in France are victims or potential victi http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29019959/Nightclub+raffle+for+larger+breasts+sparks+health+row+in+Spain Health authorities in Spain Wednesday expressed outrage over a raffle being organised by a nightclub in which the prize is breast enlargement surgery. The raffle, called 'Pretty Woman,' is to take place at the Pacha discotheque in the Mediterranean c http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29019963/Man+blames+penis+iPhone+gaffe+on+glitch The incident has become an internet sensation after the wife, named Susan, made a posting on Apple's discussion forum asking for technical support. She was trying to find out whether her husband had a genuine excuse, even though she had already caugh http://hdlns.com/g1316zf293za29019958/National+Toilet+Day+has+a+serious+message WASHINGTON, Nov. 19 (UPI) -- Activists in Washington used the occasion of National Toilet Day to call for increased access to proper bathrooms for everyone. 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