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The REAL Winners of the Phony Mommy Wars: Lesbians!
(TheSatiricalPoliticalReport) “YA’¬† SEE, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT THIS WHOLE PROBLEM CAN SIMPLY BE SOLVED BY KIDS HAVING TWO MOMMIES — ONE TO WORK IN THE HOME, AND ONE TO WORK IN HOME¬† CONSTRUCTION.”

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